Two men were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent.

Submitted by tenebralupo t3_yhwwkm in Jokes

"You smell that?" tom asked. Bob replied, "the heck I do, let’s find where it’s coming from!”. After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said "let’s get something to eat!" they both were hungry but bob reminded him that they couldn’t enter with their dogs! so tom said "it’s cool, follow my lead!" he puts on shades and is stopped at the door "no dogs allowed sir!" tom insisted "oh it’s my seeing eye dog let me in" "it is? But that’s a dachshund !"

"Yes they're using them now because of their amazing sense of smell"

"Very well come in." bob puts on shades and also stopped before entering

"No dogs allowed sir!" the waiter heckled.

"Oh please forgive me, it’s my seeing eye dog" bob apologized.

"A chihuahua?!!!" the waiter shouted

"what??? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

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hjoujmd t1_iug4p1l wrote

For no discernible reason I always get a little bit lost when telling this joke，but I lke how easy to understand/tell this version is. Cheers!

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davidildo t1_iuitj6n wrote

I think this version is a bit more convoluted because of the details. The version I heard skipped following scents and the dachshund completely.

Two guys out walking their dogs decided they want to grab a bit to eat and go to the local restaurant. First guy with golden retriever walks up, claims it is his guide dog, all cool. Second guy tries getting in, claims it is his guide dog, owner says, "how could a chihuahua be a guide dog" yadda yadda

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Chuntie t1_iuh0mru wrote

The version I hear is two guys getting free drinks in a bar pretending to be blind

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