Submitted by ZephyrDaGreat t3_yezzah in Jokes

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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69eseloko t1_iu0x9xg wrote

Tihs may be the bst pun I’ve ever heard

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PolyJuicedRedHead t1_iu18uuq wrote

The man: “before I continue, let me axe you a question.”

The tree: “It’s not ‘axe’, it’s ‘ask’.

The man: “No. I’m pretty sure this is an axe!”

[ Oh whatever. Sometimes the real joke is not in the comments. ]

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HotMessMagnet t1_iu55xi5 wrote

This joke leaves me kinda barren... it was a needle less pun.

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