Submitted by fakeairpods t3_yexq8b in Jokes
Daffy turns to Elmer and says, “ Is this whiskey?”
Elmer says: “yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”
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GrumpyCatStevens t1_iu13x1f wrote
This joke is des.....
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PICABLE!!
Phatsam1987 t1_iu1ex2i wrote
this one reminds me of updoc
FesterJester1 t1_iu1f5dk wrote
What's updoc?
Carlos_de_la_Puenta t1_iu1hngj wrote
Nothin, just chillin, thanks for asking
I_Said_I_Say t1_iu1looz wrote
That’s all folks!
Fearless_Thought8267 t1_iu1rfwo wrote
This one reminds me of a henway.
ohleprocy t1_iu1t2t9 wrote
Yibbida yibbida
ohleprocy t1_iu1t55b wrote
What's a henway?
Fearless_Thought8267 t1_iu1thmz wrote
About three pounds
SedMohamed t1_iu1y6wa wrote
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
Smileynameface t1_iu1zpwh wrote
Hello Colin Robinson https://youtu.be/KJBX5YsBiMU
edmanet t1_iu23z7r wrote
It was heading for Pismo Beach.
plateau1999 t1_iu2co26 wrote
But the joke killed in Walla-Walla, Washington.
timbus1234 t1_iu2nak1 wrote
can you please clarify updoc for me
norrisrw t1_iu2pmm2 wrote
When you're on a road trip with Bugs Bunny, don't give him the map
vilidj_idjit t1_iu2ruu4 wrote
pfffffff
AssociationDork t1_iu2zr5j wrote
It’s Bugs Bunny’s catchphrase.
joey_yamamoto t1_iu35alr wrote
I tawt I saw a puddy tat
ohleprocy t1_iu35p4m wrote
One of the great characters
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innuka t1_iu3l94i wrote
I did, I did taw a puddy tat
SadBunnyNL t1_iu3nntq wrote
Thanks for taking one for the team.
stewie_glick t1_iu3u2i2 wrote
"Elmer, why are u sleeping in my refrigerator?" "It's a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
Kimchi_Cowboy t1_iu3y1oi wrote
Ohhhhhh what a cute bunny rabbit!!!
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PQ01 t1_iu81q87 wrote
Bugs Bunny: Meh...what's up, doc?"
The odd-sounding "updoc" sets somebody up to inadvertantly ask the question.
Kimchi_Cowboy t1_iu12ow4 wrote
This joke didn't miss the turn at Albuquerque.