Submitted by RealisticCharacter84 t3_yhokig in Jokes
..not screaming in panic like Grandma and my two aunts who where in the car with him.
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VeritosCogitos t1_iuew2bf wrote
I remember my Grandpa’s final words, “stop shaking the ladder you little shit”
ViggoTarasov t1_iuew3aj wrote
"Not screaming like his passengers" hits better
BanginDrumsNMums t1_iuewevw wrote
Grandpa always hit better after a few whiskeys.
TheWrongFusebox t1_iueywvf wrote
“… not screaming in fear like the passengers on his bus.”
ViggoTarasov t1_iuez9f4 wrote
100% disagree. Forgot to cover, couldn't pivot, elbow never following the wrist.
ViggoTarasov t1_iuf11n6 wrote
Better still...
Normal_Machine4548 t1_iugmkje wrote
Then you find out he passed while making love to your grandma
I-am-mclovin2 t1_iugwutl wrote
A joke older than grandpa
PoggersMan3 t1_iuh4yn9 wrote
I like ‘not screaming like the passengers in his plane that was boutta hit the building’
DJEmpire80 t1_iuevf4o wrote
Go now tonight