A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a locla police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blnde and she asked for the blonde’s driver’s license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, ‟What does a driver’s license look like?” Irritated, the blonde cop said, ‟You dummy, it is got your picture on it!” The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, ‟Aha! This must be my driver’s license” and handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, ‟You are free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”

There were three blonds at a bar chanting 46 days and a half. 46 days and a half. Thought it would be more but definitely not less 46 days and a half.

The curious bar man asked them what they were celebrating with such joy. We finished a puzzle. Oh he said but why the 46 days?

It said 3 to 5 years on the box but it only took the three of us 46 and a half days to put it together.

Whenever I see a female bus driver, I’m reminded of how far we’ve come as a society.

I continue to ponder this as I wait for the next bus.

Well, ths joke took an unexpected turn

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