Dad joke. A cannibal came back from holiday with just one arm. His friend asked:”what the hell happened to your arm”? The cannibal replied:” it was self catering “.
Walking back to the village from the part of the forest used as a latrine, a cannibal sees his friend taking a shit and crying. "What's wrong?", he asked.
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Later that day the same two cannibals tried eating a clown fish.
Finally the first guy looked up at the second guy and asked, "Does this tastes fishy to you?"
Ok, that it. I have officially had too much Reddit today. Must take my meds...