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briarpatch1337 t1_iuanl5g wrote

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

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Rixla t1_iuaod42 wrote

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Only if he wants to ruin his clubs.

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ALeaf0nTh3Wind t1_iuaqqtg wrote

"Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?!"

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MpVpRb t1_iuawm55 wrote

Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

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KongVsSnake t1_iub6zkk wrote

Was gonna say, does the trojan horse have a wooden dick? Lol

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BeezNuggz t1_iuaoofa wrote

Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

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Own-Cupcake7586 t1_iuao32x wrote

Is yo mama thicker than a peanut butter blizzard?

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BerniePeehole t1_iub4yly wrote

Does a BMW (Mercedes, Texan, etc.) drive the speed limit?

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Birdapotamus t1_iubhlud wrote

Is a mackerel's ass watertight?

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tito-boy OP t1_iuebbke wrote

Thanks everyone! I got what I needed.

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