Submitted by Far-Hat3075 t3_yen4gn in Jokes
mmo4btc t1_ityur6t wrote
Went to Starbucks with the wife a few weeks ago. Have a pretty standard to spell name. Cashier spelled it out correctly and I said close enough. Wife said I was an ass. Her standard reply to my jokes.
Next day, different Starbucks. They screwed up my name. I guess I had it coming?
SnarfbObo t1_itywxbg wrote
When she does something she is proud enough to mention you can ask her, "On purpose?"
varmituofm t1_itzq2i5 wrote
My wife works with young children, and occasionally they hit her. When she tells me, I always joke, "did you deserve it?"
SnarfbObo t1_iu0gbav wrote
😲
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