Submitted by Its___Time t3_yg4x7m in Jokes
Man: I found a dead cat
Operator: oh no! Are you sure it's dead?
M: Yes, I pissed in its ear and it didn't move
O: You what?!
M: I pissed in its ear
O: Why on earth would you do that??
M: Well, I heard that if you go "pss pss pss" in a cat's ear they should respond.
jamhud0521 t1_iu6wryy wrote
Did you know the first French Fries were not cooked in Frnce.They were cooked in Greece.