Submitted by isaidireddit t3_yiq1ju in Jokes
Pumpkin
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GodOfWineAndPartying t1_iujxcex wrote
Put me on r/woosh because I do not get this one
ziksy9 t1_iujxvw2 wrote
Gotta ask yer sis bout dat one.
isaidireddit OP t1_iujy70p wrote
"Pump" is a euphemism for "fuck". "Kin" is another word for "family".
GodOfWineAndPartying t1_iujy8yc wrote
linkonkomkanada t1_iuk0t34 wrote
Or take their children out trick or treating absolutely smashed and almost fall off of our driveway, happened literally 2 mins ago
matt_scratch_fever t1_iuk3e3r wrote
Ooooooooooo!
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latent_energy t1_iuk7lnt wrote
The same thing they do every night.
millerphi t1_iuk8amn wrote
Try to take over the world?
millerphi t1_iuk8hgm wrote
Well, you see…when a brother and a sister love each other very much, and they only have 1 branch on their family tree…
Bacon_Ass_Juice t1_iuk97x0 wrote
Pump-kin
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Blonde_Vampire_1984 t1_iukaul9 wrote
Not exactly….
Routine-Horse-1419 t1_iukaxvw wrote
LOVE IT! I miss Pinky and the Brain.
James07955 t1_iukb77z wrote
Is a hillbilly a real type of person? I’ve seen the show but I didn’t think it was a documentary.
koshkabala t1_iujwb4m wrote
Never hard this one before. Take my upvote!