Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
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TheLaughingMelon t1_is1d2am wrote
How do you pitch the 3rd ball?
Waitsfornoone t1_is1fxji wrote
Maybe not the best move. That giraffe has stretched a lot of singles into doubles this year.
henwayupdogwormdo t1_is1n0ff wrote
Carefully.
Wise-Craft2113 t1_is1rkq8 wrote
I'd make him juggle.
punsanguns t1_is1yh0a wrote
Depends on the game situation. Are we home or away? What inning is it? Are we defending a lead? Who's in the bullpen?
HaveAnIceDay18 t1_is280nm wrote
No, Who's on first!
VictorChariot t1_is29krh wrote
I must protest. It took me ages to get this joke. It is not easily understood by people who are not familiar American sports.
Frankly, it’s just not cricket.
Odd-Abbreviations494 t1_is2bucz wrote
Maybe throw in a pinch runner? Though… I hear he’s a cheetah..
holliewood61 t1_is2hs1b wrote
This joke was on the movie Hot Shots.
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RecalcitrantHuman t1_is2u5ka wrote
Well, consider all the fun you have with two balls
Holy_Nerevar t1_is2uod6 wrote
In the bullpen? You just said it: it’s the bull.
tkeelah t1_is3g7c0 wrote
Naturally...
tkeelah t1_is3gbse wrote
Definitely no chucking.
Derp_Borkster t1_is4eypg wrote
The internet has ruined me. It took way too long to get this joke.
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sillypicture t1_is5d45i wrote
I don't have it still
GeniusMike t1_is5q0db wrote
Something the size of an elephant must have an enormous hit box. What you do is bring in a reliever who can actually pitch a ball over the plate.
drbobsled t1_is1a6um wrote
That is an absolutely stupid joke.
Everyone knows that you bat the hippo after an elephant.