Submitted by subsailor1968 t3_y7lk9v in Jokes
Your Honor.
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sawyerkirk t1_isv9pr9 wrote
Hillary?
Remarkable_Clue3710 t1_isvd5x4 wrote
Kim Kardashian
feebleknee757 t1_isveovd wrote
No. You stated it wrong
It is what do you call an IQ of 160 in the marines?
A platoon.
Aeosin15 t1_isvexdg wrote
Then they'd beat your ass.
TerribleTribbles t1_isvk0yr wrote
Gifted
UrLocalTroll t1_isvm56r wrote
Yep. Good lawyers would have to take a pay cut to become a judge.
rascible t1_isvokxr wrote
Senator's Inema
FeasibleGreen t1_isvpkzm wrote
Who are you to judge?
shahooster t1_isvrc01 wrote
I’ve never seen Judge Judy lose a kerfuffle.
SuicideSkirmish t1_isvri4z wrote
Neither have I. I wouldn’t fvck with her.
natsugrayerza t1_isvyq6h wrote
I love this joke. I can’t wait until I’m a judge and it’s about me. I’m almost a lawyer and I love lawyer jokes
neoprenewedgie t1_isw3gwf wrote
Scary fact: There are no specific requirements for becoming a federal judge.
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SlowPin3231 t1_isw7z5q wrote
Rudy Guiliani
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eagleth t1_iswf9x2 wrote
Does that count? Hasn't he been disbarred already?
hairybrunette t1_iswitak wrote
Glad not be living in the US ahahhahaha
Areon_Val_Ehn t1_iswjx6b wrote
I totally would.
Areon_Val_Ehn t1_iswjz3v wrote
Just throw a box of Crayons in the opposite direction and run.
Loduwijk t1_iswl3jg wrote
Doesn't she just think she wins because she gets to ignore people's explanations and tell them to shut up?
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mravatus t1_isx1b1l wrote
"sentence me your honour, I've been a bad boy. I'll slip under your robe and..."
Longjumping-Low3164 t1_isx55a8 wrote
Saul Goodman in last episode.
MethodicallyCurious t1_isxayo1 wrote
Your brief.
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SuicideSkirmish t1_isv7722 wrote
You and Judge Judy are about to kerfuffle.