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Whiteflager t1_iuh26xn wrote

Dog: my owner brings me food every day and take care of me, I guess they are gods.

Cat: my owner brings me food every day and take care of me, I guess I am their god.

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enirgin t1_iug5sxv wrote

Attitudes

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cmnorthauthor t1_iug731a wrote

Cattitudes.

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bingwhip t1_iugnbxo wrote

Caltitude is defined as the height difference that a cat raises it's but to receive maximum scritches

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Lonely_Writer_1883 t1_iui7aua wrote

Help.

no seriously…help me…i’m a slave for 2 of them and i only get to see the light of day whenever they decide they want to go outside and chase a butterfly or a bird. They r watching me now as i tyoe this but i’m covering my ass saying i’m ordering more soft food. It’s time we revolt but i can’t do it alone - they have ALL of their claws and they sneak around this place like ninjas!!!

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Realistic_Door686 t1_iugo2km wrote

It's now the cat's house. We simply pay the mortgage.

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Kool-Cucumber t1_iuh5t3f wrote

Istanbul

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SteveisNoob t1_iuime18 wrote

Damn, that's a really good one. And yes, Istanbul is 100% owned by cats, everything and everyone in the city exists to cater to cats.

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area42 t1_iugn727 wrote

I always heard the saying, Dogs are family, cats have staff.

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forde_e t1_iuhd3sq wrote

Servant, my cat has me so well trained it’s embarrassing 😂

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quast_64 t1_iugyisb wrote

servants... what else...

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balmcake t1_iuh656a wrote

Slaves / worshippers - sneaky bastards somehow tricked an entire culture to worship them (Egypt) and still somehow manage to maintain that level of worship in this day and age.

Magnificent really

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Space_Peacock t1_iuh9lsq wrote

Walking scratching poles/food dispensers

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bruyier t1_iuhir05 wrote

Live in maids.

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Vegskipxx t1_iuhzzn7 wrote

And pigs have peers

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mrbbrj t1_iui318r wrote

Groupies

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Cavedweller907 t1_iui6w8h wrote

Majority of the single old lady community.

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3xlr t1_iui8jsg wrote

Peasant

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PHL-LAX t1_iuip3xy wrote

PhD’s

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Random_puns t1_iuj441z wrote

Cats were once worshipped as gods... they have not forgotten this.

- The eminently quotable Sir Terry Pratchett

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Cruel_and_nice t1_iuj7m2s wrote

According to cats and Egyptians, everything.

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momandcrohnie t1_iugb7jg wrote

Who cares, cats are assholes

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SteveisNoob t1_iuimmew wrote

Well, they really are assholes, but lets be honest, we love them the way they are.

Assholes.

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