How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Submitted by RamsesThePigeon t3_y6jq49 in Jokes

Well, let's see...

2,798 Redditors will complain that someone should screw in a lightbulb...

2,096 Redditors will applaud the first person to explain what a lightbulb is…

1,745 Redditors will misuse the word "lightbulb" to describe a grapefruit…

1,100 Redditors will offer out-of-context quotations about lightbulbs...

202 Redditors will insist that we'd be better off without lightbulbs...

190 Redditors will screech about the "virtue-signaling" that lightbulbs represent...

144 Redditors will shout that lightbulbs are racist...

131 Redditors will claim to be experts on lightbulbs...

98 Redditors will lie about having screwed in the lightbulb...

60 Redditors will fling dog poop at the ceiling, declaring that it's better than a lightbulb...

21 Redditors will try to do something naughty to the vacant socket...

... and they'll all drown out the one Redditor who's actually trying to screw in the lightbulb.

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Azlamington t1_isplswf wrote

You forgot the amount of redditors who insist that lightbulbs aren't real.

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RamsesThePigeon OP t1_ispjkzw wrote

41 Redditors in the comments will work out that the joke included 8,586 Redditors in total…

16 Redditors in the comments will actually check that figure…

13 Redditors in the comments will reference /r/TheyDidTheMath…

3 Redditors in the comments will understand the overall metaphor…

… and the lightbulb still won't get screwed in.

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TheRepeatTautology t1_ispk7p7 wrote

You vastly overestimate how many people will care

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RamsesThePigeon OP t1_ispkfol wrote

No, no, I really don't think that I do.

Who knows, though?

Maybe someone will screw in the lightbulb.

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Jagid3 t1_ispo6yr wrote

So essentially that person just argued that the entire matter regarding lightbulbs would be irrelevant to thousands of people whom the person doesn't know and whom the person will never meet.

And then one more (me) pointed out the meta-ness of that response, as it is being a response in reference to your reply to a reactionary comment about the overall subject.

Um, yeah. Or something lol. You gotta love Reddit.

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Neumo500 t1_isrbfro wrote

Fuck it, i’ll just use a flashlight

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