Maybe I should switch from pecans to pistachios.

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flamingnothing t1_iub9udi wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:24 AM

This is a good joke that made me chuckle. Fuck that guy who commented first Edit: lmao the first commenter has 3 karma. He must be generally hated everywhere

RibaldPancake OP t1_iubbn2b wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:38 AM

Thanks!

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stokie2000 t1_iua23zt wrote on October 29, 2022 at 6:56 PM

Maybe you should experience post blo job clarity because this “joke” sucks

RibaldPancake OP t1_iuadnik wrote on October 29, 2022 at 8:19 PM

I regret that you lack the subtlety to appreciate a high-quality original joke.

Wrong-Ad1936 t1_iubb8bb wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:35 AM

high-quality original dad joke*

RibaldPancake OP t1_iubbuol wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:40 AM

From a high-quality original dad…

Swordidaffair t1_iuc2adh wrote on October 30, 2022 at 4:37 AM

This made me laugh really hard, I enjoyed the posted joke but this was the true gold

Patches3362 t1_iucvvo8 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:14 AM

I love how he followed up w a far FAR worse version of your joke lol

RibaldPancake OP t1_iud1adr wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:17 PM

And even if it isn’t the best joke in the world, I’d rather see the occasional new “bad” joke than get the bus driver/nun 30 times a week…