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Waitsfornoone t1_ituglbs wrote
If not, what happened to it?
[deleted] OP t1_itvsmsp wrote
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Direct_Big_5436 t1_ituisy7 wrote
I’ll get the tip please.
AnybodySeeMyKeys t1_itunw9f wrote
Over the course of his career, a doctor who performed circumcisions collected every foreskin he ever lopped off. As he neared retirement, he wanted something as a keepsake.
So one day, he takes a giant jar filled with foreskins to a leather worker. After the leather worker's initial shock, he asked the doctor what he wanted. "I don't know. Just make me something. Surprise me."
When the doctor comes back two weeks later, the leather worker disappears into the back and returns to the counter carrying a wallet.
"A wallet? That's it? Thirty years of circumcisions and all you have to show for it is a wallet?"
"Yeah. But if you rub it, it turns into a briefcase."
Lazy-And-I-Love-It t1_itudjpr wrote
Pro tip: Use a Rabbi
lividimp t1_itufs1n wrote
Should have waited until you could get it half off.
slaying_anus_35 t1_itvfi0t wrote
I bet when he got done he gave you half off.
uglypaperhaver t1_itvyze7 wrote
Nope - he was a "skin-flint" (Stone Age Mohel)
Anastazia_Beaverhau t1_itwhfju wrote
Did you forget to give the surgeon a tip?
Sch5ive t1_itwtgnd wrote
Evidently not😂
Blutarg t1_itvqdut wrote
Ow.
bainbrigge t1_itujqot wrote
Do the surgeon get the sack?
RexSmith1963 t1_ituq7xg wrote
Or you could sling it into the fondue.
CraftyDimension7169 t1_ituymib wrote
Why to waiters love serving to a table full of Jews?
LegFootGamer t1_itulu9a wrote
Rip.
mikeymigg t1_itudpna wrote
The Rabbi He'll cut it and suck it! Kiss boo boo all better!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_itujmrq wrote
That is an extremely minority practice.
Most mohels are licensed physicians and would abhor doing that.
saintmusty t1_itudnjz wrote
Did you leave a tip?