Submitted by mat_the_wad t3_yf20dv in Jokes
hux t1_iu3fi81 wrote
After the date, she gets so anxious about her bodily habits that she begins having trouble pooping.
The hypnotist was highly effective so she goes back to him, but she tells him what happened.
He says “That must be horrible. Think harder this time and we will figure out a word to end this constipation.”
She thinks to herself “I only ever hear people say the word deuce in reference to poop or cards and I don’t play cards”, so she selects that word.
She gets home, tries it out, and out comes a jet like she had never seen before.
She calls up her date and says “Let me make it up to you, let me come over and I’ll make you dinner tonight.”
He accepts and she goes to his house. Dinner turns out fantastic and they hit it off well. Things start getting a little hot and heavy so they start moving to the bedroom.
She says coyly, “So, how can I make this up to you?”
“Seduce me” he answers.
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