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howniu t1_iuh2bn9 wrote

Yo’ mma’s so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.

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all9050 t1_iuh2nbx wrote

Your mother’s breasts sag with sch severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks...

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predictingzepast t1_iuh2t14 wrote

Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water

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xBenno_ t1_iuh4i50 wrote

The earth was once flat.... until they buried yo mama

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xBenno_ t1_iuh4qx1 wrote

Replying to xBenno_ (#375,112)

Yo mama so fat, that when she was in New York wearing a yellow shirt and a man come out of the bar drunk squinting his eyes, he put his hand up and yelled taxxxxxxiii

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Sir_E_L_Bawks t1_iuh98ww wrote

Yo mamma so fat, tonight she's gonna say "Trick or meatloaf"!

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wandering_potatoes t1_iuiqg0g wrote

Yo mama so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

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