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714jayson714 t1_iu5lv4d wrote

Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in People keep telling me that I'm a condescending person by Fertility18

Yes, I can. Is there a reward? A trophy? A cookie even? I hope not, it's not that hard.

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repocin t1_iu63c8k wrote

But I wanted a cookie :(

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Financial-Amount-564 t1_iu6djud wrote

Jesus Christ Superstar! What is it with people and cookies? If you want a cookie, visit an unfamiliar website and click Agree! /s

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plateau1999 t1_iu6fkwn wrote

Like pornhub?

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714jayson714 t1_iu7ycvn wrote

Did just that... and now I have herpes, but still no cookies!

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Bo_the_oboe t1_iu6l09s wrote

Sad, pathetic men. smh.

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Financial-Amount-564 t1_iu6on9p wrote

Are you one of those angry vegan feminists who hate everything men stand for no matter how good a person they are deep down inside because they have a penis?

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Bo_the_oboe t1_iu6oxch wrote

No I was referencing the musical you mentioned in your comment. I happen to be male and i dont hate myself, btw. Sorry to continue the train of sarcasm with a tongue-in-cheek reference that's my bad i guess.

Also what the fuck does vegan have to do with anything?

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Financial-Amount-564 t1_iu7cnq7 wrote

I said the first two words. My phone autocorrected and added the third. I'm a fan of the show so it makes sense to me that it did that predictive thing.

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norrisrw t1_iu6jfsp wrote

Your choices are snickerdoodle, oatmeal raisin, or kitchen sink

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6ps2p wrote

A kitchen sink to you, is not a kitchen sink to me. Ok friend?

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norrisrw t1_iu6q674 wrote

I'm not your friend, buddy

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6qb3t wrote

Listen here pal, I’m not your buddy.

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norrisrw t1_iu6qg28 wrote

I'm not your pal, guy

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6qlbc wrote

How did you know my name was guy?

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norrisrw t1_iu6s3bb wrote

Your blue shirt. You wear it every day

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6s9yg wrote

I have no blue shirts. Only happy shirts. I think you got me confused with the

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norrisrw t1_iu6sh2g wrote

administers Force choke

If you are on a diplomatic mission, where is the ambassador?

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6srse wrote

I’m just the secretary, you may need call back later.

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norrisrw t1_iu6t2ry wrote

Look, I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6tdvj wrote

I would look, but I got choked quite forcefully earlier. Now I can’t see to whale.

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norrisrw t1_iu6tisb wrote

Admiral, there be whales here!

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6twp5 wrote

Those aren’t whales matey, them be magical liopleurodons Charlie.

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6u6br wrote

Ima captain! And the captain says no edits Charlie!

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norrisrw t1_iu6uo5o wrote

Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now

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Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iuboch4 wrote

how many pairs of tiny tits have you been pm'd? I'm genuinely curious.

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iubs176 wrote

Honestly I’d love to say hundreds. But as of today a solid zero tiny tit pics have been sent to me.

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Pm-me-tinytits t1_iubs1ma wrote

Honestly I’d love to say hundreds. But as of today a solid zero tiny tit pics have been sent to me.

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