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CreedalArtois t1_it1gwpg wrote

A paranoid man sleeps with a gun under his pillow. One night he hears a noise at the end of his bed. He pulls out his gun and blows his toe off.

’Thats lucky’ He thinks ’If I was sleeping at the other end of the bed I’d’ve blown my head off!’

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Jakaple t1_it1rjz7 wrote

Why do people try and 1 up like every joke on this forum?

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MosKude t1_it1is6c wrote

makes sense.

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