Why do divers always fall backwards from the boat Submitted by Nickleo02300 t3_y8qk5y on October 20, 2022 at 6:31 AM in Jokes If the fall forward they'd still be on the boat 6 comments 12
CreedalArtois t1_it1gwpg wrote on October 20, 2022 at 6:41 AM #150,991 A paranoid man sleeps with a gun under his pillow. One night he hears a noise at the end of his bed. He pulls out his gun and blows his toe off. ’Thats lucky’ He thinks ’If I was sleeping at the other end of the bed I’d’ve blown my head off!’ 7
Nickleo02300 OP t1_it1hg0x wrote on October 20, 2022 at 6:48 AM #151,011 Replying to dexterarmyworm (#151,009) Thank you 1
Jakaple t1_it1rjz7 wrote on October 20, 2022 at 9:18 AM #151,441 Replying to CreedalArtois (#150,991) Why do people try and 1 up like every joke on this forum? 2
CreedalArtois t1_it1gwpg wrote
A paranoid man sleeps with a gun under his pillow. One night he hears a noise at the end of his bed. He pulls out his gun and blows his toe off.
’Thats lucky’ He thinks ’If I was sleeping at the other end of the bed I’d’ve blown my head off!’