Submitted by FancyAlligator t3_y42ly4 in Jokes
His physical body has transformed back into its prime and he's then greeted by Satan who says "Why hello there! Welcome to hell. Let me show you around, you're gonna love it here."
Satan points to a nice house and says "what do you think of this house?" The atheist replies "It's beautiful, I could never afford anything like that in my life." Satan gave him a key ring and said "well it's yours now. Free utilites, Netflix, Hulu, and there's a PS5, Nintendo Switch, all your favorite John Hughes films, you name it! It's all yours now, I like my residents to be cozy." The atheist thanked Satan. Satan replied "you're welcome. But before you get settled, I got more to show you. Follow me!"
They walk further along the park. The sun is shining bright and there's a nice fragrance in the air. Then Satan points to a parking garage and says "click the button on your key ring." The atheist clicks it and notices a particular car flashing its lights. He says, "is that a silver Tesla?" Satan replied "I heard its your dream car, right? I just think that everyone deserves a reliable way of transportation. I don't want anyone panting to get around in hell. That Tesla is all yours." The atheist thanked him.
He and Satan continue walking through the park and things still seem amicable. There are critters playing and flowers blooming. Then a beautiful woman rushed up to the two and says "what's up Satan...heyyyy, aren't you a handsome looking fellow". Satan said, "everyone deserves the partner of their dreams so..." The woman gives the atheist her number and says "here's my number, call me when the tour's over and we'll have fun." The atheist is excited but continues walking with Satan.
Then the atheist suddenly sees a fence. He gets a whiff of sulfur coming from the other side of the fence and hears some screaming. He looks through a hole in the fence and notices people getting tortured and impaled and pools of magma. The atheist is horrified and said "what is going on in there?" Satan said "oh, those are the Christians. I won't pretend to understand why, but they seem to prefer it that way"