Submitted by gary6043 t3_yd29md in Jokes

A Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest.

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.”

“Well,” answered the Priest, “That's not a sin.”

“But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed.” The Dutchman said.

The Priest replied, “I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause.”

The Dutchman exclaimed “Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question.”

“What is it son?” ask the priest.

The Dutchman whispered “Do I have to tell him the war is over?”

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