Submitted by ImA12GoHawks t3_ygo2ex in Jokes

Man: Hey little girl, want to ride on the back of my motorcycle?

Girl: No.

Man: Come on sweetie, I'll give you five dollars if you ride with me.

Girl: Get away from me or I'll call the cops.

Man: How about twenty dollars, just get on the back with me.

Girl: (Starts running) No way!

Man: Okay, final offer, twenty dollars and a bag of candy.

Girl: Look, Dad, you had to buy a Honda instead of a Harley, you ride it!

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