It can get hairy.

Submitted by Direct_Conclusion_40 t3_z3j4ox in Jokes

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"

The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

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Make_the_music_stop t1_ixm6tqm wrote

What do you call an adolescent rabbit? A pubic hare.

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slingblade1315 t1_ixnqfgb wrote

r/unclejokes

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avesky t1_ixo8fzw wrote

I hate how true this is…. My uncle Vernon would say this joke and that guy is a fucking creep.

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TooShiftyForYou t1_ixmhvjn wrote

My buddy says he never shaves his pubes for sexual purposes but doesn't want to specifically say why.

I think he's just beating around the bush.

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CobraWasTaken t1_ixn53qd wrote

Just a theory, but maybe the hair stimulates the clit when having relations with a woman?

Edit: just want to clarify, I know it's a joke.

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kkitty44 t1_ixnjuxt wrote

And side note, no it doesn’t

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generic_alt_acc_for t1_ixnwvkq wrote

Are you speaking as the male or the female?

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kkitty44 t1_ixnwxq3 wrote

I am the female

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Connect_Boss6316 t1_ixnxio0 wrote

Is that cos your hair are longer than your partners?

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AcceptablePool8990 t1_ixnyoy8 wrote

Homie going wild😂

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Connect_Boss6316 t1_ixnywe4 wrote

I quite enjoy the hirsuit look.

Plus, I get free tooth floss when I'm down there.

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kkitty44 t1_ixnxmba wrote

Ummmm… no. Ok end of this conversation.

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sensitivepistachenut t1_ixm0amc wrote

"It means you're going to have 'girl's night out' again, aren't you?"

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kkitty44 t1_ixnjx58 wrote

Too close to home for a lot of people I guess LOL

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frittierthuhn t1_ixpgk7r wrote

Damn so it's true, most women are cheaters

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TDAM t1_ixqt6k2 wrote

Just becasue most people have experienced a cheater, doesn't mean most people (whether men or women) are cheaters.

If you date 5 women in your lifetime, and 1 of them is a cheater, that's not 'most women' Now expand that thinking to knowing that the cheater will also date multiple people, and we are now talking about the cheater being a small minority with much bigger impact.

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frittierthuhn t1_iy2i1dq wrote

Funny how women generalize men but no one bats an eye, but when they're given the same treatment everybody has a problem

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TDAM t1_iy3m545 wrote

A lot of people get annoyed when men are generalized. Myself included.

If you don't like men getting generalized, why the fuck are you generalizing women?

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frittierthuhn t1_iy3ondl wrote

I'm not, I'm not saying that all women are cheaters. But I've seen many women just openly admit to cheating firsthand. That's why I use 'most' instead of 'all'

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TDAM t1_iy3penq wrote

Saying "most" is generalizing.

And you, yourself, said you did when you said this:

"Funny how women generalize men but no one bats an eye, but when they're given the same treatment everybody has a problem"

As in, you gave women the 'same treatment' of generalizing.

edit: either way, it's a shitty thing to do and continues the issue of people being shitty to each other. I'm gonna bow out of this convo now.

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frittierthuhn t1_iy3q7ai wrote

Okay my bad. I would then like to say this instead: As per my personal experiences and what I've heard or seen, women are more likely to cheat than men

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gilfromisrael t1_ixm24w7 wrote

Yes, it means your chin looks normal again

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Waitsfornoone t1_ixmx80s wrote

That ends today's chapter on: "Why you're not getting laid."

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trh1003 t1_ixo9hpl wrote

My ex told me not taking advantage of this moment kills a unicorn.

But really it means the drain is clogged.

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jake56380 t1_ixp0sps wrote

Only good way to dispose a unicorn is down the drain, I agree.

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SometimesStable t1_ixlyrza wrote

It means the thermal underwear will be required.

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HotGambleMud t1_ixnc60h wrote

No more bungee jumping for your crabs?

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Environmental_Draw_3 t1_ixnpyq2 wrote

Real men shave one side then light the other side on fire…stab them with an ice pick when they come running out of the burning bush

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_ixnexjo wrote

Means there's going to be a whole new rash of the same old porcupine jokes for a while.

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tammyblue1976 t1_ixp9a5n wrote

Am I weird that when I shave o sit on the toilet so I can just flush the hair? I know I'm weird with other things to though so just curious about this

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laszloa t1_ixpeqdj wrote

Not weird, I do this too!

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tammyblue1976 t1_ixpeu1r wrote

Oh ok cool glad im not the only one who does it

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Gil-Gandel t1_ixqxcvg wrote

As if fatbergs weren't bad enough.

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tammyblue1976 t1_ixr2ds9 wrote

Fatbergs?

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Gil-Gandel t1_ixr7ikg wrote

That's when fat gets poured down the sink and congeals into a huge mass somewhere in the communal drain. You can find images easily.

I'm picturing loads of people's pubes forming a giant hairball in the sewer 🤣

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tammyblue1976 t1_ixr83ni wrote

Ewwww

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Gil-Gandel t1_ixrdyal wrote

I'd have to agree. My sympathies are with whoever has to clean it up, in either case.

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tammyblue1976 t1_ixretaf wrote

I have very long hair on my head and that's enough of a pain in the ass to clean out.

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kodaked21 t1_ixorrze wrote

Same statement I made to skip out on my high school reunion lol

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oweneil t1_ixnbmgt wrote

This isn't even funny to me, i take it personally because that hair in the drain is frustrating 🥲

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fenix579 t1_ixpp2cu wrote

time to bleach my eyes

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DasMotorsheep t1_ixpu5ai wrote

You kinda spoiled the punchline with the title :/

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garry4321 t1_ixnwkg0 wrote

r/boomerhumor

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C0deMasterYT t1_ixnjc1i wrote

Seen this exact joke before.

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Direct_Conclusion_40 OP t1_ixnnk7q wrote

Seen your username before.

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[deleted] t1_ixmj88e wrote

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Waitsfornoone t1_ixmx2vw wrote

... and that's the last time i ever saw her.

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_ixng2k0 wrote

Yep, and new episodes of "that's how I divorced your mother and why I couldn't find another."

Starting Tonight on Lifetime's Single Plumber!

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