Submitted by Direct_Conclusion_40 t3_z3j4ox in Jokes
slingblade1315 t1_ixnqfgb wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in It can get hairy. by Direct_Conclusion_40
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avesky t1_ixo8fzw wrote
I hate how true this is…. My uncle Vernon would say this joke and that guy is a fucking creep.
DeepSeaHobbit t1_ixof8mt wrote
But Aunt Petunia thinks he's hilarious.
violet_beard t1_ixonuxf wrote
Got any cousins with lightning shaped scars?
smilingbuddhauk t1_ixpd89h wrote
You mean any brothers? Or maybe OP himself.
TheSpirit15 t1_ixpuuww wrote
You're a wizard Harry!
unlucky_warm t1_ixpw3d3 wrote
You're a hairy wizard
TheSpirit15 t1_ixpw6sd wrote
You are hairy, wizard.
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