It can get hairy.

Submitted by Direct_Conclusion_40 t3_z3j4ox in Jokes

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"

The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

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SometimesStable t1_ixlyrza wrote

It means the thermal underwear will be required.

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sensitivepistachenut t1_ixm0amc wrote

"It means you're going to have 'girl's night out' again, aren't you?"

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gilfromisrael t1_ixm24w7 wrote

Yes, it means your chin looks normal again

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TooShiftyForYou t1_ixmhvjn wrote

My buddy says he never shaves his pubes for sexual purposes but doesn't want to specifically say why.

I think he's just beating around the bush.

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Waitsfornoone t1_ixmx80s wrote

That ends today's chapter on: "Why you're not getting laid."

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oweneil t1_ixnbmgt wrote

This isn't even funny to me, i take it personally because that hair in the drain is frustrating 🥲

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HotGambleMud t1_ixnc60h wrote

No more bungee jumping for your crabs?

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_ixnexjo wrote

Means there's going to be a whole new rash of the same old porcupine jokes for a while.

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C0deMasterYT t1_ixnjc1i wrote

Seen this exact joke before.

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trh1003 t1_ixo9hpl wrote

My ex told me not taking advantage of this moment kills a unicorn.

But really it means the drain is clogged.

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kodaked21 t1_ixorrze wrote

Same statement I made to skip out on my high school reunion lol

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tammyblue1976 t1_ixp9a5n wrote

Am I weird that when I shave o sit on the toilet so I can just flush the hair? I know I'm weird with other things to though so just curious about this

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fenix579 t1_ixpp2cu wrote

time to bleach my eyes

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DasMotorsheep t1_ixpu5ai wrote

You kinda spoiled the punchline with the title :/

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TDAM t1_ixqt6k2 wrote

Replying to frittierthuhn (#663,339)

Just becasue most people have experienced a cheater, doesn't mean most people (whether men or women) are cheaters.

If you date 5 women in your lifetime, and 1 of them is a cheater, that's not 'most women' Now expand that thinking to knowing that the cheater will also date multiple people, and we are now talking about the cheater being a small minority with much bigger impact.

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Gil-Gandel t1_ixr7ikg wrote

Replying to tammyblue1976 (#669,793)

That's when fat gets poured down the sink and congeals into a huge mass somewhere in the communal drain. You can find images easily.

I'm picturing loads of people's pubes forming a giant hairball in the sewer 🤣

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TDAM t1_iy3m545 wrote

Replying to frittierthuhn (#726,259)

A lot of people get annoyed when men are generalized. Myself included.

If you don't like men getting generalized, why the fuck are you generalizing women?

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frittierthuhn t1_iy3ondl wrote

Replying to TDAM (#732,206)

I'm not, I'm not saying that all women are cheaters. But I've seen many women just openly admit to cheating firsthand. That's why I use 'most' instead of 'all'

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TDAM t1_iy3penq wrote

Replying to frittierthuhn (#732,704)

Saying "most" is generalizing.

And you, yourself, said you did when you said this:

"Funny how women generalize men but no one bats an eye, but when they're given the same treatment everybody has a problem"

As in, you gave women the 'same treatment' of generalizing.

edit: either way, it's a shitty thing to do and continues the issue of people being shitty to each other. I'm gonna bow out of this convo now.

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frittierthuhn t1_iy3q7ai wrote

Replying to TDAM (#732,847)

Okay my bad. I would then like to say this instead: As per my personal experiences and what I've heard or seen, women are more likely to cheat than men

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