Submitted by YodaWars1000 t3_z8f0ef in Jokes
The one right next to the Target
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Han-Yo t1_iycftte wrote
Ain't gonna miss it!
YodaWars1000 OP t1_iycsz4q wrote
Except it’s not
harabanaz t1_iydl5q3 wrote
Schrödinger's shot: a stormtrooper taking aim at a redshirt. Result remains indeterminate even after you checked.
YodaWars1000 OP t1_iyerwc0 wrote
I don’t get it…
harabanaz t1_iyf7vp2 wrote
That refers to Star Trek redshirts. The idea is that when a group is beamed down to a dangerous area, the redshirted ones get killed.
TranslatorOk3230 t1_iyce8ae wrote
Pew pew pew
ItBeMe_For_Real t1_iyet62m wrote
My kid is tough audience & Star Wars fan & his reply was, “Damn, that’s a good one.”
Appropriate-Web-8424 t1_iycx1fw wrote
Should we follow them, Gold Five?
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CptKeesi t1_iyetcsg wrote
Contrary to the general belief, stormtroopers are actually very precise when not ordered to miss the daddys golden boy and his entourage by a perpetually angry sith lord.
YodaWars1000 OP t1_iyf4kzf wrote
Yes I actually did know that (massive STAR WARS fan here) but the joke is still funny
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cycleslips t1_iybfd2j wrote
Except they can't find the door
HempKnight1234 t1_iycqtkb wrote
Too soon
YodaWars1000 OP t1_iycx8vo wrote
Huh
dizzley t1_iycfbwc wrote
This one’s a hit.