Sofa, so good.

Good thing she doesn't work at the optometrist and fell into the lens grinder. She would have made a real spectacle of herself

Not that it mattress, but I couldn’t chair less about your stupid puns.

Sounds like a cushy job.

If only you could weave a better joke. /s

Best dressed I bet.

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All stitched up?

Gotta stop lounging around

Doctor, don’t couch it: How is she?

The co-workers are in stitches.

My sister, who works at a fan store, backed into an industrial one.

Disaster