Submitted by NefariouslyHot666 t3_z8qvoj in Jokes
You get clamydia
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Speadraser t1_iydwjp4 wrote
Its gonna grab you by the pubic hair…
The_Darkprofit t1_iydwrhp wrote
Crab louse lords of acid nice
agreeswithfishpal t1_iydb1lm wrote
You get thrown out of Red Lobster.
GeffoisCOM t1_iyfbee6 wrote
That's good!
Samiamuel t1_iycvm10 wrote
You might pull a mussel
Visible-Pie-3225 t1_iyeeivu wrote
I hate it when the pussy clams up on you.
SendPie42069 t1_iycsalk wrote
Yeah this smelled fishy
Two-tune-Tom229 t1_iydlze8 wrote
Seems every girl I had sex with was shellfish.
Waitsfornoone t1_iyd2fw2 wrote
If she is that shellfish, you will spend all of your time going down with no reciprocity.
You can get blueballs.
onascaleoffunto10 t1_iye5ci5 wrote
You might end up with a pearl necklace.
KronicDeath t1_iydw3gh wrote
Better than harpes
90sbabies_areold93 t1_iyejnoa wrote
Hate when the music gets me 🤣
90sbabies_areold93 t1_iyejuft wrote
Tends to be a little bit sharp
TheIronDogWalker t1_iydmx4n wrote
Don't do it, they are very shellfish lovers.
Iamhungryhearmeroar t1_iydwkn8 wrote
I have had sex with many shellfish women. . .
Hannahs_Banana69 t1_iycsnlj wrote
Probably not good for your genital health down there 🤣
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disguyjack t1_iydyu88 wrote
Crabs lol
Wise_Ambassador4895 t1_iye4ser wrote
get labeled a shellfish lover
papa1469 t1_iyec64o wrote
argh shellfish give me the booty
Visible-Pie-3225 t1_iyee7ly wrote
It'd probably be a tight squeeze
Snoopdawg21 t1_iyeiwkm wrote
is this more of a personal concern or a hypothetical?
Rivvik t1_iyejpfs wrote
You become a mother-shucker
MetatronicGin t1_iyevsfu wrote
A beach in your pants so like a party
IllAcanthopterygii36 t1_iyfa56h wrote
A vague feeling of regret. (personal testimony).
DGlen t1_iyfaf5o wrote
I thought that was Koalas.
Smooth_Brush8381 t1_iyfdh58 wrote
You will be one of the shellfish's lovers
The_Darkprofit t1_iycsk87 wrote
The crabs can get YOU.