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peterlackson t1_iy5jrdy wrote
A father whale and his son are swimming when the son whale asks his father, ‟Where did I come from?”
The father whale replies, ‟From my penis son.”
The son rolls his eyes and says, ‟Thanks dad.”, to which the father whale replies, ‟You are whale cum son, you are whale cum.”
ruggedlywash45 t1_iy5kf8c wrote
I can not believe I did not see that coming...well done ⬆️
wise_op_live t1_iy5kxpt wrote
Neither did she.
StickyDuck t1_iy5q7b5 wrote
An African or a European Swallow?
daddybtrans t1_iy5sxss wrote
Turkey. You know how Much they love to gobble gobble.
roodeeMental t1_iy5uhn7 wrote
Cassowaries. Not tryna be funny, I just imagine it's within their scope
IMayNotBeSerious t1_iy5usjl wrote
Doesn't matter what she is to me if she's swallowing.
blazinfury717 t1_iy5y2po wrote
The Dove is the bird of love, but the bird of lust is the Swallow.
c0pp3rhead t1_iy5yjzb wrote
I was gonna say woodpecker.
Competitive-Ladder-3 t1_iy65r4x wrote
I don’t knooooooowwwww ….!
the_deputy12 t1_iy67vu9 wrote
After the stork drops off the baby, the tit makes daily visits
Significant-Past-909 t1_iy68whl wrote
Clever
-starbolt- t1_iy6gooy wrote
I don't know the binomial nomenclature for them, but you have one on each hand.
Anytime I see one or use one, babymaking is nowhere around.
Playfull_Platypi t1_iy6i6qe wrote
The Swallow.... courtesy of Iris&Rose
WalterDaSquirrel1259 t1_iy5ifqj wrote
I thought this was r/AskReddit and I was gonna say a shoebill bird 😭