The man asks: “how many partners have you had before meeting me?” . His wife thinks and a few seconds later answers: “ I have been with maybe 4 or 5 before you. What about you” she then asks her husband. Seconds, and minutes go by and no answers. “Are you sleeping” she asks, slightly annoyed. The husband answers: “nope, still counting”.
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Protowhale t1_iy8kgbx wrote
And as he counted, he slowly drifted off to sleep.
Korean_Street_Pizza t1_iy8kr2x wrote
Was he Welsh?
Protowhale t1_iy8oslc wrote
Or from Wyoming, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
Dependent-Midnight87 t1_iyc07rs wrote
Hope he wasn’t counting Sheep. !!!!
The-Original-T t1_iy81s63 wrote
Yeah…. Except it’s usually the other way round 😂😂
Gemkingler t1_iy8n7f7 wrote
Haha get it the joke is funnier if we make the woman sluttier haha 😐
_snowdrop_ t1_iy9f1yz wrote
Woman has sex with a lot of men = slut 😐😐😐 🤓🤓🤓
Gemkingler t1_iy9ii4g wrote
That's what the term is yeah, regardless of the societal negativity/positivity (dunno what to actually call it) of it
_snowdrop_ t1_iy9j2vl wrote
So does that mean you don't think of it in a negative way?
Gemkingler t1_iy9k63o wrote
Personally, no, but the question is irrelevant anyways.
_snowdrop_ t1_iy9vqlj wrote
> no
Then what exactly are you criticizing in your first comment?
Gemkingler t1_iyby8nh wrote
Good question. The joke is about one partner only having been with a few people, whilst the other has been many. I am criticizing the fact that, according to the original commenter, the joke is funnier and more realistic if we make the woman to be more the more promiscuous (sluttier) of the two.
goosewithatokerov t1_iyc2el6 wrote
I thought the original comment basically just said that he usually heard the joke the other way round, not that it was more realistic or funnier the other way
Gemkingler t1_iye28ik wrote
Could be, I was merely reacting based on my perspective of it
goosewithatokerov t1_iyebfg1 wrote
Fair
_snowdrop_ t1_iycbbiu wrote
> according to the original commenter, the joke is funnier and more realistic if we make the woman to be more the more promiscuous (sluttier) of the two
Which there is nothing wrong with according to you
Gemkingler t1_iye2h79 wrote
Right. I don't find that switching the roles changes anything about the joke.
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JibzyJ t1_iybjlca wrote
Whispering You are right
DotAccomplished5484 t1_iy8zxmx wrote
He probably was facing the issue that while he was stark naked he could only count up to 20 1/2.
Waitsfornoone t1_iy83iov wrote
Make sure he stops counting when he reaches her; counting any thereafter will only cause trouble.