Submitted by _dantastic t3_z6028d in Jokes
It will be my last chance to have a smoking hot body.
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AfganPearlDiver t1_ixyqz0b wrote
When I die I wanna come back as a leotard š©±
TAway69420666 t1_ixz2b27 wrote
Ah fuck, that's really the ticket innit
Blutarg t1_ixzuuoh wrote
People will say "wow, nice ash!"
books_and_crushes t1_ixyriyq wrote
this should not have depressed me but oh well, here we are šā /j
GreenrabbE99 t1_ixz3ona wrote
Reminds me of a joke within this great video : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TEPxGcRqUts&list=PLUyok4uA_rcVSQEBKRX--RQxbqR9v4dwc&index=7
Lolnein is underrated...
sualk54 t1_iy0lof6 wrote
I want my remains scattered at Disney World
And I don't want to be cremated
Ok-Friend6423 t1_iy1aoqp wrote
Before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn my cremation is going to be spectacular
TheJacksquatch1992 t1_iy307p3 wrote
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa... not screaming with fear like people on the plane he flew.
TemporaryOkra7462 t1_iy04c95 wrote
And an even hotter ash?
Ok-Friend6423 t1_iy1apvn wrote
Popcorn kernels I meant to say
ziksy9 t1_iy1bpb1 wrote
When Arnold Palmer died he was half cremated and half buried.
Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1jjer wrote
If you die in a fire, you can save a lot money. That way you have a smoking hot body and a little money to spend too.
doom1701 t1_iy1y4am wrote
After I die I want to be cremated. Not the other way around, like Grandpa in that car fire.
phigalianlyasei83 t1_iy2k34g wrote
Iām a bit down and this brings me up
PatientExpired t1_ixyoyvp wrote
When i die, i want my coffin to be lowered into the ground by those that have disappointed me
ā¦ so they can let me down one last time