"Please dear Lord! Let me win the lottery!"

Next day she buys a ticket and it loses. That night she prays to God again: "Please dear Lord! Let me win the lottery!"

The next day she buys another lottery ticket and it loses again. She gets upset, goes to buy a book about Buddha, and that night prays: "Please dear lord Buddha! Let me win the lottery!"

The next day she buys a lottery ticket and she wins over a million! She dances and cheers and cries out: "Thank you Lord, I only pretended to be buddhist!"