Submitted by richardcorti t3_z8m616 in Jokes
The place is St. Parish Church and the Bride's name is Paula.
Submitted by richardcorti t3_z8m616 in Jokes
The place is St. Parish Church and the Bride's name is Paula.
[deleted]
Yes, there are quite a few Iranian soccer players that are suddenly free schedule wise, that would be happy to take your place 😜
Then the joke just isn't as funny as it could have been?
In your head, what could it have been?
How old is she? And no family, I hope...
[deleted]
Pump and dump.
Somehow I did not consider that you were asking for someone to go to the game in your place
I got a kick out of this one.
Like the old joke about the Super Bowl. An older man is sitting in great seats, but the one next to him is empty. The guy sitting on the other side asks about the empty seat. The older man says that for the last 20 years he and his wife made it to every Super Bowl, but she died. The guy asked if he had any family or friends he could have invited. No, says the older man, they're all at her funeral.
get married after the world cup match
cell689 t1_iyc71hm wrote
The title kinda made it sound like you're an athlete competing at the tournament. Maybe phrase it a little differently.