Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

Beowulf1896 t1_iwt2h9y wrote

I too choose this man's joke.

583

PGWG t1_iwtdgmn wrote

And his women

32

ShadowRylander t1_iwtz685 wrote

And my axe!

19

starchild812 t1_iwt0xn9 wrote

Shared amongst countless strangers for years on end?

83

rkmkthe6th t1_iwss00u wrote

Confusing and with poor timing?

52

gnome901 t1_iwtdas8 wrote

Not worth telling my friends about

28

a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_iwsp3au wrote

But now everyone else will be wanting to use the same one.

25

Laffenor t1_iwu2u01 wrote

But when they do you yell at them and tell them you were the first one to use it, even though everyone knows that's not true.

5

RizKrispin t1_iwt7by2 wrote

Expecting nothing, promising nothing, and returning consistently.

15

MaddSkittlez t1_iwt5nl2 wrote

Done by someone else who then becomes famous?

11

Abyss_of_Dreams t1_iwttiay wrote

>I like my women like I like my r/jokes jokes.

Well-worn?

Past their prime?

Sloppy and bloated?

Older than the internet?

8

JackofAllTrades73 t1_iwt485g wrote

Like the ones my friends shared with me in elementary?

6

rabidmob t1_iwttvfx wrote

As usual, I don’t get it.

6

disusedhospital t1_iwufujo wrote

OP likes having sex with the same person over and over (aww, they love their partner). The same jokes get repeated on r/jokes over and over.

6

Clearhead09 t1_iwtqy2j wrote

Stolen by Amy Schumer and delivered to many an unhappy face

5

melo986 t1_iwttp6w wrote

Same age as me, and multiple time per week

5

WoundedBrain t1_iwtxkik wrote

Kinda boring but not too cheesy.

4

wanroww t1_iwu7o26 wrote

Dibs on sleeping with N°3725 tonight!

4

2M3TAL4U t1_iwx7k11 wrote

Ah, a married man of culture I see

3

Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy t1_iwthn6x wrote

There’s about 500 of them, and they are cycled through consistently until they get old?

2

big_ezca t1_iwtkkuh wrote

Flat and stupid?

2

PistachioPug t1_iwu2fe0 wrote

Refreshingly wholesome metahumor!

2

CrudelyAnimated t1_iwuve47 wrote

> I like my women like I like my r/jokes jokes.

I don't get it.

2

ImpiousVamp t1_iwuvgy1 wrote

I like that there's always one way better than mine in the comments.

2

zebrafred t1_iwv9a19 wrote

Lots of other people finishing it. Regularly with a more satisying ending.

2

Mikesaidit36 t1_iwwrx8p wrote

For what it’s worth, this is the first time I’ve seen this joke here. See you next week.

2

EvilRedRobot t1_iwt3hyv wrote

Like the oldest ones in the book?

1

IEatCatz4Fun t1_iwt7ncr wrote

They might be gone for a day but they'll be back tomorrow.

1

Some1UNeverKnew t1_iwtfwr7 wrote

The same 5 in steady rotation.

On occasion you get one served from behind.

1

jjjodele t1_iwthfq3 wrote

Playboy used to publish a magazine for married men. It had the same centerfold every month.

1

almuqabala t1_iwu7u2z wrote

I'm a simple man-I see either of them, I upvote

1

mladutz t1_iwu9n57 wrote

Nailed it ;)

1

localghost t1_iwuaec7 wrote

Without subscribing.

1

taxesnotpaid t1_iwud1w3 wrote

used over and over again by different people and at different times

1

dr_olfin t1_iwueqbi wrote

NSFW and on Reddit?

1

Andymac9995 t1_iwuhlnw wrote

Whisky, at least 12 years old ( I can't express enough, this is a joke 😂)

1

In_shpurrs t1_iwuj92j wrote

Implying you're the joke.

1

PhilHist t1_iwum3f7 wrote

They’re the bus driver all along?

1

ChrisARippel t1_iwunv7t wrote

I thought the answer should be "bad".

1

peb396 t1_iwusos0 wrote

Used repeatedly by many different posters on reddit?

1

Islandrocketman t1_iwusyou wrote

Jokes are recirculated. There’s only a finite number of jokes. I’ve heard all the jokes in the world, except two.

1

fishy247 t1_iwuvxnu wrote

It’s more like the same ten over and over and over again.

1

SiberianSteve t1_iwuwx4i wrote

Yah, well I like my women like I like my r/jokes jokes. the same one over, and over, and over again.

1

TripleDutchy t1_iwv16d0 wrote

+ most of them are not very funny.

1

__braindead_ t1_iwvhuw4 wrote

Recycled and reused by many on the sub?

1

Keenanyu t1_iwvmey5 wrote

Creative. No really, I need a juicy art hoe right now.

1

starfyredragon t1_iwwb0d4 wrote

Sexist and hinting at an unaddressed need for homosexuality?

1

jrtts t1_iwwbs7x wrote

That's commitment.

1

MarkdShark t1_iwwj9re wrote

there's actually a ton of 'em over and over and over again, every single day. Hell yeah, I like 'em that way too!

1

joran1 t1_iwz64ro wrote

used by everyone repeatedly?

1

TheUnded0ne t1_iww9eqn wrote

I had a fucking stroke trying to read the first sentence...

0

SumguyJeremy t1_iwsnwrm wrote

Stupid and pointless? Uh oh.

−1