Waitsfornoone t1_ixqw7tu wrote on November 25, 2022 at 4:46 PM

#668,988

... and then the cops showed up.

OneRealRomeo t1_ixqx1fz wrote on November 25, 2022 at 4:52 PM

#669,084

He wanted to make a deposit

pfisher42 t1_ixrdngi wrote on November 25, 2022 at 6:54 PM

#671,134

A deposit cumming from the spank bank.

Outrageous-Buy-4958 t1_ixrf8wx wrote on November 25, 2022 at 7:06 PM

#671,335

He didn’t get a good return.

Squidmonde t1_ixri5rv wrote on November 25, 2022 at 7:28 PM

#671,639

There was a severe penalty for early withdrawal

Internal_Fennel_849 t1_ixrlg8b wrote on November 25, 2022 at 7:52 PM

#672,027

I don't know about masturbating there, maybe if you have a donor card and a pin to use. I'm not sure who's using who at any ATM. It always feels like I'm getting fucked and it's certainly not with the head teller assisting! She can be very helpful, but she works in an entirely different area at my bank.

LadeeAlana OP t1_ixrobjo wrote on November 25, 2022 at 8:12 PM

#672,389

Replying to Internal_Fennel_849 (#672,027)

Head teller? What did she have to do to get that job?

Virajas t1_ixrref4 wrote on November 25, 2022 at 8:35 PM

#672,732

A better set up would've been -My friend masturbated into his inheritance

LadeeAlana OP t1_ixrxyj8 wrote on November 25, 2022 at 9:23 PM

#673,467

Replying to Virajas (#672,732)

Define "better."

sazed813 t1_ixs4gff wrote on November 25, 2022 at 10:13 PM

#674,255

Replying to OneRealRomeo (#669,084)

In this case, the deposit is a load

JBoth290105 t1_ixs5pl0 wrote on November 25, 2022 at 10:23 PM

#674,399

Think he misunderstood the concept of a sperm bank

Internal_Fennel_849 t1_ixs8sqd wrote on November 25, 2022 at 10:48 PM

#674,785

Replying to LadeeAlana (#672,389)

Don't know! I know what she does do to assist me as a very satisfied customer. I can give you the name of my bank and you can see if they have a branch office near you.

Then you can get some head teller assistance right there near you. I don't recommend using those fucking ATMs. I'm sure you can get that type service there. It's the same at all of them I have ever used no matter where.