Submitted by BobVilasBeard t3_z5yy2k in Jokes

Every day, they go out walking together, talking, laughing and generally enjoying each other's company. One day, they happen to wander too closely to a sinkhole, and the horse falls in. As the horse flails about, the chicken looks around desperately, trying to figure out how to save her friend. That's when she remembers that the farmer owns a shiny, new Harley Davidson motorcycle; she ties a rope to one end of the motorcycle and throws the other end to the horse. It takes a bit of time and effort, but she manages to pull him out of the sinkhole.

About a week goes by, and the horse and chicken are out walking again. This time, the chicken slips into a sinkhole, and starts flailing around wildly. The horse looks around for a moment, but then simply straddles the sinkhole. The chicken grabs onto the horse's swinging appendage, and the horse walks away from the sinkhole with the very relieved chicken clinging to him.

"I can't believe you were able to save me so fast!" the chicken cries.

The horse flashes a smile and says, "Well, when you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks."

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keyehi t1_iy03ai2 wrote

Nice, built up from the punchline.

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jerk220 t1_ixylenr wrote

I lol'd...

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brocktoon13 t1_iy1usk0 wrote

I definitely thought the punchline would involve the word ‘hog’.

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