Submitted by MarmitePants t3_yyggg0 in Jokes
Tony
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amerkanische_Frosch t1_iwu6te9 wrote
Let he who is without shins cast the first stone.
FizzySpew t1_iwun73u wrote
I have no shins...
CaptainDutchFN t1_iwuodfe wrote
see the joke here, fellow viewer is that 'Tony' sounds like 'toe-knee', which is what you get when you remove a mans shins, the part inbetween the toes and the knees
Coinsworthy t1_iwuwycl wrote
Who's the boss now Tony?
PowerPunching t1_iwv220c wrote
Kneedy
IDontRentPigs t1_iwv31bt wrote
FIDDY MEN!
ccReptilelord t1_iwv4b0f wrote
Thank you for that fantastic break down of the punchline, u/CaptainDutchFN. Sometimes we can all use a little explanation in our lives; and back to you, in the studio!
wrongjokesgets t1_iwv6vwt wrote
Aahh, that famous Tony Noshins.
Ahivan64 t1_iwv9osh wrote
I feel smarter now
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FirstLast37 t1_iww1842 wrote
james mercer
pkunfcj t1_iww7p6y wrote
Ah, I see. Toe-knee. Toe. Knee. Because his shins have gone, so his feet, which have toes, are connected directly to his knees instead of indirectly via his shins. Hence, "Toe-Knee". I understand now, thank you.
Larsaf t1_iww9rxq wrote
But not To-foot-ny, that wouldn’t work.
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pkunfcj t1_iwwcudl wrote
Ah. Good point. We'd have to amputate the ankle and most of the foot. One moment please [gets hacksaw]
Opening_Ad_7789 t1_iwwn3ks wrote
Thanks u/ccReptilelord .
In other news, 11 children died in a school bus crash today...
MightyMundrum t1_iwxgqmw wrote
What do you call a woman with no shins?
A dirty cunt
hungrytiredandbored t1_iwu1mzo wrote
Toe-knee...lol! This is awesome!