Submitted by static_moments t3_z5ptkt in Jokes
But she didn’t know the password to my pillow fort so she couldn’t get in.
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Poncherelly t1_ixxgzf6 wrote
But I'm rubber and she's glue!
Mystic3012 t1_ixxxwd3 wrote
If she calls me a child, that makes her a pedophile
fatpad00 t1_ixys9o5 wrote
Be careful what you say Lois, because if I'm a child that makes you a pedophile, I will NOT stand here and be lectured by a pervert
ThePhoenixBird2022 t1_ixyvk6x wrote
Rules are rules. Don't know the password, you don't enter the fort. You can't argue with that logic.
mdg1775 t1_ixxfjm7 wrote
She called me childish because I’m an anitvaxxer. Now We’re both living with cooties! Take your mentos with Diet Coke…don’t be like me.
Creative-Stable-7488 t1_ixxssm0 wrote
Huh?
mdg1775 t1_ixzcgyo wrote
It’s a joke. Sorry if you don’t get it.
Creative-Stable-7488 t1_ixzdwt3 wrote
I'm just confused about the last part of it lol, I got that it was a joke
stillnotking t1_ixxhv6l wrote
I said, "Okay, so what does that make you?"
SumguyJeremy t1_ixxenky wrote
Fingers in my ears means I can't hear you.
static_moments OP t1_ixxergz wrote
Lah…. Lah…. Lah
AfganPearlDiver t1_ixxfmw0 wrote
Cute
Thick-Bridge-5432 t1_ixy5yd3 wrote
My wife laughed so hard at that one she almost peed! I declare you have the internet won for today!
static_moments OP t1_ixy7578 wrote
Woohoo 🤗
NoneOfThisIsFine t1_iy035i1 wrote
She’s prolly a big doo doo head!
wistfulmaiden t1_iy04wgv wrote
So you called her a poopyhead?
RanCestor t1_iy0dmhg wrote
Annoyingly talking about said subject makes you sound childish and then the other party can post on Reddit about it.
chocolate_milk_dude t1_ixxedj2 wrote
Obviously, it's "No Girls Allowed". Because that's the kind of topic they want to occupy the pillow fort's Yu-gi-oh table with.