Submitted by Punningisfunning t3_z8z9q7 in Jokes
They don’t like calculus.
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neoprenewedgie t1_iye5nfv wrote
I need help with this one... is there a pun in there (something like calcium less?) or is it just a twist and it could have said algebra?
Punningisfunning OP t1_iye6b4y wrote
TIL that calculus is a form of plaque, so I thought I’d share my discovery.
Gomachibihana t1_iye8106 wrote
“The” Calculus
cuibaphocmon t1_iyeakg9 wrote
Knocks on door
‟Hello, I would like to talk to you about the vision Jesus Christ has for your life.”
‟Fuh get about it. Nobody saw nuthin.” tosses $100 bill and slams door
stupidlysex27 t1_iyeb5ve wrote
unless they pasta test
neoprenewedgie t1_iyei82k wrote
Thank you! I had no idea.
And your username really threw me off - I assumed it HAD to be a pun!
DotAccomplished5484 t1_iyeiohr wrote
You will not earn any plaque for this joke.
Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iyekl4v wrote
Because when they subtract they always get one.
Dry_Arm5543 t1_iye3rqr wrote
oh haha