Submitted by Profit-Defiant t3_z7kldr in Jokes


An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, 'Where were you on the night of October to April?'

Disclaimer: This is not my joke. And I sure hope that its not a repost from any of the subs. I am sure that there will be numerous variations out there. So just wanted to let you know that I read it on Reader's Digest Issue 1/09, finding it funny, I wanted to share with the jokers here.



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SpareMind t1_iy7lebe wrote

Wow imagine one night stand there.


SpareMind t1_iyc8mtw wrote

Wow! 69 up votes. People, just stop here. One night is over.


Profit-Defiant OP t1_iycg43a wrote

Lol. it's 68 now. Sum buthurt people can't take a joke. Can't upvote more than I can.


ISeeOnlyDarkness t1_iy78lj4 wrote

I’m not from the US so I’m not entirely sure of the joke here. Is it because from October to April in Alaska it’s just entirely night due to it being Alaska?


NotAMinuteRide t1_iy81urv wrote

OT Is your username related to the Arthas (ICC) death cinematic?


TheJimness t1_iy9t6yp wrote

Anchorage does not experience 24 hours of darkness at any time during the year, but this is a typical Alaskan joke.

You need to be north of the Arctic Circle to find a period of 24-hour darkness. That is actually what the Arctic Circle denotes.

During December, in Anchorage, the sun rises at about 10 am and sets at about 4 pm, so the days are very short.


foxfirewoodcrafts t1_iybwpti wrote

No chance, I live in Ketchikan and the sun sets at 3:30. We're still a month from the winter solstice, and Anchorage is significantly further north. Sunrise may be at 10 for them, but sunset would have to be 3ish


Profit-Defiant OP t1_iy7fdwm wrote

Move to Alaska. It's dark there this time of year. Lol


gigaswardblade t1_iy9rq59 wrote

I mean, they did base a recent wow expansion on Alaska


Profit-Defiant OP t1_iybb9sw wrote

By wow, I think you mean World of Warcraft??


gigaswardblade t1_iybcmmj wrote

yes. im also talking about the shadowlands expansion.


revtim t1_iy9hlhi wrote

I think 99 percent of the jokes here are not original, so it's cool


Jeri_Shea t1_iy7w6a3 wrote

Took me a second. Nice.


randomreuben t1_iy80t9a wrote

This is a great Far Side Gallery joke.


Blutarg t1_iy96txn wrote

Oh, jeez, I'm going to have to wait a while for the joke about Zimbabwe.


Profit-Defiant OP t1_iy9769p wrote

I don't think that's a state of the US.


TrollMan64 t1_iy9bqt0 wrote

which means they're right about waiting a while, they know what they're doing


Shevek99 t1_iy9p154 wrote

Was the joke about Alabama NSFW?


Vog-the-infinite t1_iyabwlv wrote

A cop stops Bubba going 75 in a 45 zone. He asks Bubba, you got any ID? Bubba says, I don’t know…Is my tail light out?


Profit-Defiant OP t1_iyc0j12 wrote

In hindsight, I thought it was. But I've removed it now. :)


ThorRC t1_iya9uq3 wrote

It would be better if the trial was in Barrow, since there is always at least some daylight in Anchorage.