Submitted by Raffaell0 t3_z7y9o7 in Jokes

She asks the pharmacist for cyanide.

Pharmacist: “I can’t sell you that. It’s a deadly poison.” Lady: “I know. I want to kill my husband. He’s having an affair.” Pharmacist: “I don’t care. I can’t sell you cyanide.”

Lady shows him a picture of her husband and the pharmacist’s wife in bed together.

Pharmacist: “Oh … you have a prescription.”

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Mundane_Banana_407 t1_iycj04g wrote

I enjoyed the post, but I don't want to upvote it cause right now it's at 69

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