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02firehawk t1_iy78oyf wrote

I heard a variation of this joke where the lawyer tell his best friend to put his money is his casket. After the funeral the priest asks his friend what he was putting in the lawyers pocket and the friend says it all the lawyers money. The priest says weren't u worried about carrying all that money around with u? The friend says nah. I deposited the money and wrote him a check. He can cash it when he gets where he's going.

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palparepa t1_iy8cms1 wrote

The version I've heard has the dead dude put in his will that his three sons must each put a million dollars in his casket, for them to inherit anything. The first two do as asked, the third one takes the cash and puts in a check for three million.

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