Submitted by Goatmanthealien t3_z7fex0 in Jokes
monkey_scandal t1_iy8e8fi wrote
A wealthy old man buys his dream car and falls fatally ill shortly after. On his deathbed, his dying wish is to be buried in it, hoping he could enjoy it in the afterlife since he had hardly any time with it on earth.
On the day of his funeral, his corpse was propped up in the driver's seat of the beautiful exotic sports car while a grave was being dug large enough to fit it.
While it was parked and waiting to be lowered, an unaware passersby looked over at the well-preserved corpse sitting proudly behind the wheel and thought to himself "Now that's living!"
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