A 16-year-old boy passes his driver's test and gets his license.

Submitted by LadeeAlana t3_z79u0u in Jokes

He says to his father, "Dad, I've got my license now, and I want the keys to the car."

"You're not getting the keys to the car. Before you get the keys, I want three things from you. I want you to cut your hair, I want you to dump your loser friends, and I want you to start going to church again."

The boy doesn't like any of this, but he complies because he really wants those keys.

Then one Sunday morning, on their way home from church, he says to his father, "Dad, Jesus had long hair, and he had loser friends!"

"Yeah. And everywhere he went, he walked!"

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badpuffthaikitty t1_iy6h9kj wrote

What would Jesus drive? My guess is that he kept on bumming Joseph’s Toyota Hilux if he needed to drive somewhere.

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Jampine t1_iy7y01q wrote

It was at this moment, they boy realised his dad had been worshiping Supply Side Jesus all this time.

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