Submitted by ihavethebestmarriage t3_z5hjxc in Jokes
Stand up for yourself!
Comments
Comfortable_Pen3589 t1_ixwe4r4 wrote
I’m a stand-up comic but I always sit and slouch
blo0dy_roses t1_ixy5zte wrote
They don’t do stand-up comedy, they do sit-down comedy.
Kenmikaze t1_ixydve0 wrote
They do sit down jokes
DiedWhileDictating t1_ixw63ec wrote
Some people just roll with the punches
pee_in_the_window t1_ixwss96 wrote
I won't take this joke sitting down!
BowwwwBallll t1_ixwzehb wrote
This is a wheely wheely good joke.
stillnotking t1_ixwf42b wrote
Jesus, man, don't make fun of other people's crippling insecurities.
gogoman t1_ixwakm2 wrote
I know many handicapped people with a great sense of humor!!
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Shame they don't do stand-up comedy.