Submitted by shadow_king13 t3_z6izmk in Jokes
Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1ri29 wrote
That one has some dimensions to it! Funny on several different floors. Wasn't there something about coffee liking women in that same one?
shadow_king13 OP t1_iy1rlek wrote
I like my coffee like I like my women, without another man’s dick in it
pdxpmk t1_iy21wyc wrote
Tumbling forgotten off the roof of my car as I peel out of the Starbucks parking lot?
Bugawd_McGrubber t1_iy2x4ur wrote
So...you like to put your own dick in your own coffee?
Beowulf1896 t1_iy419wu wrote
Saves on dish washing.
mortalf3ar t1_iy48iii wrote
Don’t you mean dick washing
theonlysteveiknow t1_iy4jnv2 wrote
I like my coffee like I like my women, bitter and Colombian.
Byte_Me_2X t1_iy50p97 wrote
😎
Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1rok4 wrote
I like your coffee
halfwit_genius t1_iy3ew4w wrote
Or you could say, without others' cream in it.
Which makes the question "what about your own?" feel more tricky to respond to, unless it's a yes.
zombiez00 t1_iy6fvsy wrote
What about your own? Yes
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Rikathchii t1_iy4p2b7 wrote
I like my coffee like I like my women, with another man's dick in it (she's into threesomes) (I like burning men's dicks)
Leo0793 t1_iy5v5h2 wrote
What... Who would put their..
Canman1045 t1_iy1t5zq wrote
I like my coffee like I like my women; black, bitter, and preferably free trade
Dr. Krieger and I will be at the bar if anyone else would like to join us in hell
iong99 t1_iy29dqm wrote
Ground up and in the freezer?
IrishTerminator t1_iy36fbn wrote
LAAANA
Emotional-Accident72 t1_iy1yph4 wrote
I like my coffee like my women; hot, black and strong
Phrasing
RepublicVegetable736 t1_iy213vg wrote
I like my coffee like I like my women...
Ground up and in the freezer
Canman1045 t1_iy296gh wrote
I think you just described Truckasaurus
halfwit_genius t1_iy3f21f wrote
Hot. White (with milk). Sweet and creamy.
Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1v5hd wrote
I can't drink it that strong. Go right through me! I'd drown the fires of hell out with a half cup. I wouldn't want to be in that guys house in the morning with no hot water and cold coffee, holding onto a half cup of guilty Joe Joe.
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