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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1ri29 wrote

That one has some dimensions to it! Funny on several different floors. Wasn't there something about coffee liking women in that same one?

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shadow_king13 OP t1_iy1rlek wrote

I like my coffee like I like my women, without another man’s dick in it

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pdxpmk t1_iy21wyc wrote

Tumbling forgotten off the roof of my car as I peel out of the Starbucks parking lot?

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halfwit_genius t1_iy3ew4w wrote

Or you could say, without others' cream in it.

Which makes the question "what about your own?" feel more tricky to respond to, unless it's a yes.

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Rikathchii t1_iy4p2b7 wrote

I like my coffee like I like my women, with another man's dick in it (she's into threesomes) (I like burning men's dicks)

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Canman1045 t1_iy1t5zq wrote

I like my coffee like I like my women; black, bitter, and preferably free trade

Dr. Krieger and I will be at the bar if anyone else would like to join us in hell

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iong99 t1_iy29dqm wrote

Ground up and in the freezer?

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Emotional-Accident72 t1_iy1yph4 wrote

I like my coffee like my women; hot, black and strong

Phrasing

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1v5hd wrote

I can't drink it that strong. Go right through me! I'd drown the fires of hell out with a half cup. I wouldn't want to be in that guys house in the morning with no hot water and cold coffee, holding onto a half cup of guilty Joe Joe.

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