Submitted by shadow_king13 t3_z6izmk in Jokes
shadow_king13 OP t1_iy1rlek wrote
Reply to comment by Internal_Fennel_849 in How does an American cop like their coffee by shadow_king13
I like my coffee like I like my women, without another man’s dick in it
pdxpmk t1_iy21wyc wrote
Tumbling forgotten off the roof of my car as I peel out of the Starbucks parking lot?
Bugawd_McGrubber t1_iy2x4ur wrote
So...you like to put your own dick in your own coffee?
Beowulf1896 t1_iy419wu wrote
Saves on dish washing.
mortalf3ar t1_iy48iii wrote
Don’t you mean dick washing
theonlysteveiknow t1_iy4jnv2 wrote
I like my coffee like I like my women, bitter and Colombian.
Byte_Me_2X t1_iy50p97 wrote
😎
Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1rok4 wrote
I like your coffee
halfwit_genius t1_iy3ew4w wrote
Or you could say, without others' cream in it.
Which makes the question "what about your own?" feel more tricky to respond to, unless it's a yes.
zombiez00 t1_iy6fvsy wrote
What about your own? Yes
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Rikathchii t1_iy4p2b7 wrote
I like my coffee like I like my women, with another man's dick in it (she's into threesomes) (I like burning men's dicks)
Leo0793 t1_iy5v5h2 wrote
What... Who would put their..
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