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emoney107 t1_iy1n1rj wrote

This is awfully great, ty

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dirtnap82 t1_iy1q3wh wrote

Who is writing these jokes? Trevor Noah?

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1ri29 wrote

That one has some dimensions to it! Funny on several different floors. Wasn't there something about coffee liking women in that same one?

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clkmk3 t1_iy1rjqt wrote

America Runs On Dunkin

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Rothyn1 t1_iy1sfde wrote

Damn. Just damn.

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skaote t1_iy1slrd wrote

I feel targeted marketing happening

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JoeZamerica t1_iy1u4za wrote

I like my coffee like I like my women Ddl Hot, Ddl cupped, Ddl shot….

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1v5hd wrote

Replying to Canman1045 (#722,529)

I can't drink it that strong. Go right through me! I'd drown the fires of hell out with a half cup. I wouldn't want to be in that guys house in the morning with no hot water and cold coffee, holding onto a half cup of guilty Joe Joe.

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AdNovel6790 t1_iy27a6c wrote

Like their criminals…..

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4foot28 t1_iy28ryn wrote

I like my coffee beans like I like my women.

Ground up and in the freezer

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qaylan t1_iy2hb68 wrote

This drink is called a "Black Eye"...seriously. Lul, almost makes it worse!

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Fit_Mind4212 t1_iy2k9vt wrote

Don’t really mind the subject matter but I take offense to the fact that it’s just an unfunny joke.

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Playeddit t1_iy2oeet wrote

A couple shots only? More like extra shots.

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princhester t1_iy2p5zt wrote

I thought this was going to be something about black underneath with white on top.

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clamroll t1_iy2rq0h wrote

They like their coffee like they like their wives. With plenty of her boyfriend's cream.

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Radiolotek t1_iy2tezy wrote

We all saw the SNL clip. Come up with an original and I'll upvote.

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cock_suckler50 t1_iy2w1r6 wrote

I think "black and on the ground" also does it

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PresentationLow6204 t1_iy2zxu8 wrote

Tbh the set up for this joke could be "How does a young black American like his coffee" and it would be more statistically relevant by a factor of about 30.

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Tyguy1106 t1_iy32i91 wrote

I saw this coming before I opened it. God damn.

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FilmoreGash t1_iy3dfro wrote

I'm so old, my first thought was "free."

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brendanepic t1_iy3j7io wrote

I like my coffee like i like my women, from a third world country and picked up at a local gas station

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Then_Treacle_7952 t1_iy3y8j9 wrote

Europeans supporting BLM: "All cops are bad, but not our cops."

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Catfrogdog2 t1_iy42chz wrote

Better put a couple of dozen extra shots in just to be sure

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Phantom317IN t1_iy45wvg wrote

A man who shaves off his beard to impress a woman deserves neither.

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Damystical1 t1_iy4qfy7 wrote

Wow😂😂😂😂 I'm black but find this hilarious

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MortusStrider93 t1_iy4qusa wrote

Replying to Then_Treacle_7952 (#739,908)

I was born in New York. The reason I don't live there anymore is because it's a shit country full of gun-obsessed lunatics. In my country, there's only been one black person shot by police in my lifetime, and he was shot because he was attempting to stab a police officer.

In other words, you're full of shit.

Edit: Your "source" is the most laughably obvious propaganda I've ever seen anywhere other than fox news.

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geek66 t1_iy4sb9q wrote

I too watch SNL…

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Then_Treacle_7952 t1_iy4xrth wrote

Replying to MortusStrider93 (#740,037)

>it's a shit country

New York isn't a country.

>In my country, there's only been one black person shot by police in my lifetime, and he was shot because he was attempting to stab a police officer.

Which country? I suspect you're confusing it with a city.

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MortusStrider93 t1_iy4z23v wrote

Replying to Then_Treacle_7952 (#741,410)

Yes, I'm well aware that NY isn't a country. I assumed you could figure out that I was referring to America since this whole conversation is about America. But asking an American to understand obvious concepts may have been foolish of me.

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Then_Treacle_7952 t1_iy4zro5 wrote

Replying to MortusStrider93 (#741,637)

And I assumed a European with superior geography skills would be more careful with their wording, so as not to confuse countries with cities.

>In my country, there's only been one black person shot by police in my lifetime, and he was shot because he was attempting to stab a police officer.

Again, which country are you referring to?

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MortusStrider93 t1_iy50xy1 wrote

Replying to Then_Treacle_7952 (#741,785)

See, the problem is that no one with a developed brain could ever be stupid enough to mix those two up.

I'm Irish, I'm 29 years old, and the only black man killed by the Garda in my lifetime (possibly ever) was George Nchenko. And then we wound up with a load of wannabe yanks looting shops and chanting BLM as they went.

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Then_Treacle_7952 t1_iy557sg wrote

Replying to MortusStrider93 (#741,989)

>I'm Irish

Well, you're country's pretty small

>And then we wound up with a load of wannabe yanks looting shops and chanting BLM as they went.

Yeah, that's what happened in America. What makes you think most police killings in the US are unjustified?

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MortusStrider93 t1_iy57nia wrote

Replying to Then_Treacle_7952 (#742,739)

Size is completely irrelevant, and you know it. The point is the difference in approach.

George Nchenko attempted to stab a shopkeeper. Gardai were sent to de-escalate the situation without force, but Nchenko continued to threaten people, so armed forces were called. When the armed Garda unit arrived, they once again attempted to de-escalate the situation without force, but Nchenko attacked and was shot dead. Every step of the way, the Gardai showed restraint, and only used force when it was absolutely necessary.

Then let's look at America. The country where the police will strangle you for 10 minutes straight over petty robbery (if you're black). Where being shot in the back by police is commonplace (if you're black). American police (and the American people in general) fetishize violence constantly and it's fucking disturbing. There's no country on the planet that celebrates violence the way you do.

Edit: The looting in America makes sense. Why obey the laws of a country that is willing to kill or imprison you over your skin colour? In Ireland it was just dumb liberals who were influenced by American politics.

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Then_Treacle_7952 t1_iy5efnv wrote

Replying to MortusStrider93 (#743,179)

>Size is completely irrelevant

That's what she said

>where the police will strangle you for 10 minutes straight over petty robbery (if you're black). Where being shot in the back by police is commonplace (if you're black). American police (and the American people in general) fetishize violence constantly and it's fucking disturbing. There's no country on the planet that celebrates violence the way you do.

Ireland, the country where everyone gets in bar fights.

See how easy it is to list stereotypes?

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MortusStrider93 t1_iy5fcdx wrote

Replying to Then_Treacle_7952 (#744,415)

Those aren't stereotypes, they are events that I witnessed with my own eyes, you stupid fuck. Furthermore, only could a yank be discussing their own cultural obsession with violence and decide it was an appropriate time for a dick joke. If you want stereotypes, I can do that too though. How do you circumcise an American? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Low-Let8705 t1_iy5jeqd wrote

White, full of whiskey and covered in cream...

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Competitive_Dot9712 t1_iy5nngo wrote

It's an accurate display of humanity to see a dark joke post about genocide followed by objectifying jokes about women .

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axk94 t1_iy6axmn wrote

Freshly pressed?

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